First of all, sorry for the delay. I have had some computer issues and well, Lindsay, her computer is just dead.
I just wanted to let you in on two little stories that have happened to me in the past couple of days.
Story 1: I got on my scale and instead of telling me my weight, it just said Err. I know that this means error and that I needed to step on again, but seriously, Err was just perfect. It was like my scale was telling me Errr...you really want to know?
Story 2: I had to go to Saks Fifth Avenue to return a disastrous dress I bought for an upcoming wedding shower. If there is one thing I hate, it's going to high end stores in Beverly Hills. Fat and Beverly Hills just don't mix. I slipped into the shoe department because I'm a fat girl and nothing makes me feel almost normal than buying a pair of shoes that even a skinny girl could wear. There, I found an amazing pair of Tory Burch sandals for $100. I bought them. And, as I was getting my credit card back from the sales man my wallet dropped. I picked it up and was on my way. Two seconds later the sales man caught me and told me that I had dropped something. It was one of those buy 9 get the 1oth for free cards...TO SOME HORRIBLE SANDWICH PLACE! He looked at me like a fatty. Basically because maybe I was punched up to 7 sandwiches. For shame!
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3 comments:
Oh gosh I have had so many of those "Err" moments; don't let the man judge your sandwiches!
On a side note, instead of thinking that he was thinking that you were fat, maybe you should think, "Wow, the guy was being considerate by letting me know that I dropped something, and his mamma raised him right." Don't focus on the negative so much. Sometimes people are nicer than you expect them to be. There are still good people in the world.
Loved readinng this thanks
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