I have two bosses. They are both about 5'2. One must weigh 105 and the other must weigh, at most, 125. Both, obviously, are not fat. The "bigger" boss, we'll call her Stacy. Stacy's only flaw is having a meaty bottom half. It's nothing really noticeable and she can cover it up pretty easily with the right clothing, but she insists on talking about her weight with me at all times. As if, per say, we're even close to the same weight. Like we're in the same club or something. We're not.
The other day Stacy came to my office, sat down and went on and on about how her friend came over, forced her to order dinner and watch the Biggest Loser. She hated her evening and then went into a 20 minute tailspin about how her friend said she couldn't be her bridesmaid (the girl isn't even engaged) because she, Stacy, is too fat. And supposedly this girl is fat as well.
And Stacy told me all of this...because I'm fat?
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Yeah...I can see why you would think that. Just puts you in an awkward position because you've got your own journey to tailor, without her complaining about her weight, when you know you're not the same. Stuff like that can make you throw in the towel, and become discouraged.
What did you say in response?
I despise people like that. There are two things going on, as far as I can tell:
1. She is finding comfort with you because you are really 'fat' and will tell her she's not fat. Her thin friends don't tell her that.
2. She is making a point. Fat? I'm fat? Look at this one I'm having lunch with!
3. She wonders if you know you're fat and is curious if you hint-hint watch the biggest loser because, if you haven't noticed, you'd be a great candidate for that show, Tubby.
How did you handle the beauty?
Amy
I guess that was three things, not two.
I get that a lot and I think that people are jealous. I embrace my gluttony t and obesity and I think that others want to be able to do the same.
I have a lot of mias and anas come to my Bigger Fatter Blog and some are there (the anas, what a sweet bunch they are) are there for "reverse thinspo" but the mias (a no sweet bunch) are there to decide whether to puke or not puke. I tell them 2 4 6 8 please do not regurgitate. I think they find it healing. I point out to them and my readers all the positives of being fat and gluttonous such as guilt free pizza, fries, regular soda, dip and Doritos, cookies, pie, ice cream, baked goods like cheese cake. And while they get to enjoy the food on the way up and then more on the way down I point out how irrational and dangerous that behavior is and how it is better to stay fat.
It's much tougher on us fat boys than it is on you fat girls. The only sex a lot of fat boys like me can get are from skinny chicks due to the mechanics of it all. Mostly what us fat boys do is surf porn but sadly there is a glut of fat porn and almost no skinny porn and I really get off on skinny chicks whereas most guys like fat girls.
The point is, if the skinny girl is not a mia then they have low self esteem and they are talking that talk because they are intimidated by the confidence they say in your fat girls. This blog oozes fattitude and they envy your fattitude.
I get that a lot and I think that people are jealous. I embrace my gluttony t and obesity and I think that others want to be able to do the same.
I have a lot of mias and anas come to my Bigger Fatter Blog and some are there (the anas, what a sweet bunch they are) are there for "reverse thinspo" but the mias (a no sweet bunch) are there to decide whether to puke or not puke. I tell them 2 4 6 8 please do not regurgitate. I think they find it healing. I point out to them and my readers all the positives of being fat and gluttonous such as guilt free pizza, fries, regular soda, dip and Doritos, cookies, pie, ice cream, baked goods like cheese cake. And while they get to enjoy the food on the way up and then more on the way down I point out how irrational and dangerous that behavior is and how it is better to stay fat.
It's much tougher on us fat boys than it is on you fat girls. The only sex a lot of fat boys like me can get are from skinny chicks due to the mechanics of it all. Mostly what us fat boys do is surf porn but sadly there is a glut of fat porn and almost no skinny porn and I really get off on skinny chicks whereas most guys like fat girls.
The point is, if the skinny girl is not a mia then they have low self esteem and they are talking that talk because they are intimidated by the confidence they say in your fat girls. This blog oozes fattitude and they envy your fattitude.
^^creeper
Fatties, pretty please update more often!
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