Wednesday, July 12, 2006

Our love for new readers is broader than our asses

So, it seems like one of our readers decided to post a little diddy about us on a website called Tucker Max. I actually used to read Tucker Max while at work some two years ago...then I sort of grew bored of it and haven't been back since. The thing about him is, he's a self proclaimed asshole. I'm sure he's nice to some girls (like models), but mean to most when provoked. He's the type of guy to only "Do 10's". He hates fat girls...I'm sure you know the type. Most 14 year old's probably think he's a God.

So, this reader of ours "Jessica" put up our website on his message board saying all kinds of lovely about us...how we demand empathy and whatnot and how gross it is that we say the things we say about our fatness. Thanks Jessica...you're a peach. Wish we had 12 just like ya.

So, you can visit the site and see all the things that guys who haven't been laid in years are saying about us horrible fat chicks...it's utterly amazing.

Do we sound like 35 year old's with moldy boobs and elastic waists hiked over our bellies? Because that's the impression they have of us. We're fucking funny dammit! Have some respect for humor.

I think we should inundate their site with fatties...you know, because they can't get enough of us. Let's give them some fat coodies.

Viva La Fatties!

203 comments:

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Renee said...

My dogs are named Tucker and Max. Odd. The people on that board sound like morons. Too bad they don't see the humor in your awesome (and very funny) blog!

dave said...

"Do we sound like 35 year old's with moldy boobs and elastic waists hiked over our bellies?"

No, you sound like 25 year olds with big ass titties and a gut. Just how I like em. Fat, cute, and smart.

I wish I could meet you two.

gloria said...

If the jerks from Tucker Max weren't total losers with something to prove, then they wouldn't even bother with this site. No one is forcing them to come here or read this blog, so why should they even care?

Phemisaurus Terribilis said...

This sounds like a job for me.

buffpuff said...

Those, ladies, are your hoggers incarnate.

What a bunch of hateful, misogynistic shitheads. I feel quite soiled having visited their website.

Phemisaurus, do your worst. I wouldn't lower myself to piss on this human detritus if it was on fire, let alone attempt to communicate with it.

shudders

buffpuff said...

Those, ladies, are your hoggers incarnate.

What a bunch of hateful, misogynistic wankers. I feel quite soiled just from visiting their website.

Phemisaurus, do your worst. Personally I wouldn't deign to piss on this pile of human detritus if it was on fire, never mind attempt to communicate with it.

shudders

buffpuff said...

Oops! Sorry about that. Haven't a clue whate happened there...

Anonymous said...

Well,
for a bunch of jerks that hate fat people, they certainly are dissecting this blog and giving it a lot of attention.
(BTW: I am 37 and far from mouldy.)

FallenDagon said...

We would like to offer you ladies a sincere apology from the TMMB and truly invite you to the thread to speak with us. We need to hear your perspective so please come, seriously - we're are all intrigued and all of the negative posts were just comedic relief from work.

Kate said...

We're fucking funny dammit!

Damned straight, you are!!!

Sane Person said...

The people on that board are shallow, hateful, and petty.

It's people like them that make me wish I really believed in karma. All the hate that they spew into the world will come back at them someday.

It's remarkable to me that people would have such overwhelming venom and vitriol about people based on their body shape. It's just as bizarre and irrational as hating people for the pigment of their skin.

Anonymous said...

Hey Kate - on your profile where you answered "Ox" - its asking for your Zodiac sign, not what you ate for breakfast.

Anonymous said...

HAHAHA
anonymous you are sooooo funny!!!
You really crack me up!
I had no idea that a cheap joke like that would make my ribs hurt!
Why don't you run to all your friends and tell it to them? Im sure that they will think you are horribly clever....
(post should be read with the imagery of sarcasm dripping from it like hot fudge)

FatFuck said...

I can't believe the nerve of some people. Don't they realize how wonderful it can feel to be fat? I know I feel free, free of that am I thin enough, will people really like me for me, not just my looks. And finding that hindden twinkie in my folds, so Bonus!

Anonymous said...

man, you sure talk about ribs and hot fudge alot.

miss fatty said...

yay for fat coodies!

Anonymous said...

when you collapse under your own weight or die from any myriad of obesity related conditions - well, won't really matter how clever you were or what people say, will it?

ten or twenty pounds overweight is one thing, a hundred is just begging for a heart attack. and a big mac with a large coke on the side to wash it down.

Anonymous said...

To: Anonymous said...
man, you sure talk about ribs and hot fudge alot.

11:31 AM

A lot is two words you fucking dumb ass.

FallenDagon said...

Kate, I since none of the other ladies will respond, Please come to the TMMB and help us understand the differences you guys live with. Truly - we are all really infatuated with understanding... come over.

Anonymous said...

A lot is what the scales say when you get on it you rib eatin', hot fudge drinkin', fold sweatin', hard breathin', buffet killer.

FatMom said...

I hate people who can't spell.

angryblackchick said...

Sane person says: It's just as bizarre and irrational as hating people for the pigment of their skin.

I says: No it's not. You can't change the pigment of your skin. You can change being fat. Stop eating, binge, purge, whatever, step on a treadmill, whatever. Don't even go comparing the two.

Kate said...

fallendagon, if I thought for a nanosecond that the participants in that thread didn't have calcified opinions about fat, I would be happy to; however, I've learned not to waste my time on the zealously ignorant.

Anonymous said...

I once had an overweight fatty stripper dance for me at a strip club. It was an orgasmic experience that culminated in her offering to do coke with me and ended up with her lying dead in my backyard buried under my garden. Wheee!!!!!!!

Anonymous said...

Angry black chick is officially the smartest person to ever read chubbies blog

Anonymous said...

yeah, you can't get welfare for being fat but you can for being black - its not the same.

FallenDagon said...

Kate, Listen - most of us do. Yeah, we goof off and there's some people that are truly souless but come one - Help the ones of us out that really care to know. Come over and the mods will allow you to defend talk and delete any non sense that people may give you. Please.

Anonymous said...

I hate pedantic cum-dumpster typing nazi's. Oh No! An absent space! What a fucking conundrum! However will we work out what the poster mean! Obviously their point is invalidated because they missed a space! Woe to the fucking universe!

Anonymous said...

conundrum - hmmmmm. I recognize that venacular - You don't reside in Dallas by chance do you? Damn, anyone else hungry?

Puncher of Donkeys said...

Sane Person.

I can't understand people hating fat people either, just like hating someone who's black.

Clearly this is an apt comparison.

A fat person can't help but be fat, whereas a black person can just walk around the block or not Supersize every meal and, BAM, they're white.

Red said...

What's fat people sex like? How do you not crush each other? Do you ever find food in your rolls? Or do you hide them there for later? How do you clean between the folds? What was fisting yourself like? Do you only daet other fat people? See, we're curious..

FallenDagon said...

Puncher of Donkeys - is your name some kind of bigot fat joke? God help you.

Anonymous said...

FallenDagon,

Why are you here? You claim to appologize for being rude...but then continue to be rude on that site...what gives? you must secretly want to fuck a fatty.

and to anon

Most retards who spell a lot as one word think it's one word...not some sort of typo. dick.

Anonymous said...

I would like to ask the moderators if I can put up a link advertising my special brand of bon bons and various sugary delights on this site, anyone interested?

FallenDagon said...

I'm apologizing because I'm sorry, Yes the first comment I made was rude but since I've really read what you guys have said - I feel bad. I need understanding. Seriously, fat ladies listen up - I don't want to fuck you, I want to know you... seriously, several of us over at the board have been trying to get the mods to delete some of our comments. We are sorry, come and tell us where we are wrong in our view of your fatness.

Red said...

Don't be hating on Fallen. Maybe he's bi-polar, you ever think about that? Hating on crazy is like hating on fat people, or black people. Cause you know, we should all just share the lovin'. Except with you might crush me.

Curious said...

Are Lindsey and Emily fat lesbians?

Red said...

Do you guys have fat lesbian sex. Cause that could be hot. I'm sure Tucker might go for that.

Anonymous said...

BTW:
I don't eat meat....I haven't touched ribs in probably about a decade or more.
Just because I post here doesn't mean that I am collapsing under my fat. I am a "normal" size woman. I am just sick and tired of people coming here to bash fat people.
People have little control over what their body weight set point is. I know people who have watched their weight their whole life and still have been unable to control their size.
To think that it's so easy just to "get up off the couch and stop supersizing their meals" is too simplistic and just doesn't work for everyone.

Anonymous said...

Have any of you fat ladies ever fucked a midget?

Laura said...

Good grief.

People are people, regardless of size, shape, or color. Get a grip.

Kate said...

angryblackchick said: No it's not. You can't change the pigment of your skin. You can change being fat. Stop eating, binge, purge, whatever, step on a treadmill, whatever. Don't even go comparing the two.

I'm sorry that you're angry, but studies with twins prove that about 80% of weight is hereditary (http://query.nytimes.com/gst/fullpage.html?sec=health&res=9C0CE0DF1E30F937A15756C0A966958260). If I lose weight, I'm no more a "skinny person" than tanning or dying my skin would make me a black person.

Even if your dictate that we should "Stop eating, binge, purge, whatever, step on a treadmill, whatever" weren't as ignorant as someone's demanding that you "stop having babies by different daddies to get the extra welfare checks to pay for your crack," it would still be not your place to dictate that ANYONE should live a life of deprivation just to fit your preferred aesthetic.

Anonymous said...

Anon. Said:
People have little control over what their body weight set point is. I know people who have watched their weight their whole life and still have been unable to control their size.
To think that it's so easy just to "get up off the couch and stop supersizing their meals" is too simplistic and just doesn't work for everyone.

---go find me a fat North Korean then. Just one, find me one and I'll believe that horse shit.

FallenDagon said...

Kate, we need your voice on the TMMB - please come over to our thread and post that last statement - People need to hear it.

Well hung black man said...

I am a well hung large black male who is looking for some amply endowed females to have fun with. Anyone interested?

Anonymous said...

Let me explain this...

These "people" you speak of who have watched their weight their whole life ARE able to control their size. Medical issues aside, when a person consumes more energy (read: McNuggets) that they expend (read: moving your fat hole around) they WILL loose weight.

Is it not bad enough you're fat, but do you have to stupid as well?

angryblackchick said...

Even if your dictate that we should "Stop eating, binge, purge, whatever, step on a treadmill, whatever" weren't as ignorant as someone's demanding that you "stop having babies by different daddies to get the extra welfare checks to pay for your crack," it would still be not your place to dictate that ANYONE should live a life of deprivation just to fit your preferred aesthetic.

Talk about ignorant eh? What, all black people are welfare crack whores? Fucking racist! And one study from the fucking NY Times does not = proof.

And yes, if you're fat and you get skinny, you're skinny.

Anonymous said...

I <3 Fat Chicks...

:))

That's a double chin, by the way...

FallenDagon said...

Kate, do you dwell in the south? Maybe you and I could get together sometime for some pizzas and talk about this. Seriously, I would like a true fat ladies perspective of her fatness without having a bag of chips on her shoulder. Plus, someone mentioned earlier that I may want to fuck a fat girl and well... I do, I admit it, I want to know what it feels like. Kate, you down?

Scootah said...

Kate - Thats denialist bullshit on shingle and you fucking know it.

Lets go through the excuse phrases shall we?

Genetics? Where did this mysterious gene come from that has increased the western obesity rate through the fucking roof in the last thirty years? Why is obesity climbing like genetically disadvantanged woman towards a cake stand?

Studies have proven that Elvis is infact Donald Trump. And important determining factor when evaluating studies is credibility. Lets apply a little critical thinking to identical twins being studied shall we. I wonder how many of those twins being studied were raised in the AN IDENTICAL FUCKING HOUSEHOLD with an IDENTICAL FUCKING DIET and simmilar if not FUCKING IDENTICAL physical activity patterns? I wonder if the correleation between simmilarity on body weight might result in a factor other then fucking genetics.

Big boned? The average deviation in bone size is less then a fucking percent. Without an incredibly rare and exacerbating condition, being big boned is about as likely as having an angry duck fly down and beat you to death.

A medical condition? I've alluded to this in the previous post, but if one in a hundred fat people in america have a genuine medical condition caused their weight problems, rather then weight problems that caused their medical conditions, that would represent a 1000% increase known instances of medical conditions that result in weight gain. Some people have VERY RARE conditions that result in unavoidable or difficult to manage weight gain. The rest of the fat people? Not so much.

You might have a habbitual addiction to eating. You might have physcological dependancies. You might have a huge fucking appetite. But on a fundamental level, you are not medically prevented from changing your body shape if you acknowledge that you have a problem and follow the well advertised steps to resolve that weight problem.

And i'm not talking about The Zone or Atkins or any of the patently unhealthy quack diets out there. I'm talking about the universal cure to obesity that has been consistantly prescribed to morbidly obese hospital patients since the 70's or crash dieting or anorexia. A balanced diet entailing regular portions of lean meat and fresh vegetables combined with a moderate level of physical activity. A healthy approach to your weigh can drop 50lbs a year from anyone who commits to it and follows simple steps.

If you want to be fat? Fine. Be fat, thats your decision, and I really don't give a shit. But shut your fucking cake hole with that denialist/poor me bullshit. You are fundamentally making a choice, and your failure to acknowledge that doesn't represent validity or solid science. Take ownership of the issue, take responsibility for your life, and either change or don't. But don't abdicate responsibility. Don't claim that you want to change but can't. You can, you may have tried and failed, in which case, fucking try again. But nothing prevents you from taking action.

Anonymous said...

You are a sick bastard.

Anonymous said...

fallendagon-

this blog is all about what a, "true fat ladies perspective of her fatness without having a bag of chips on her shoulder" is...

That's what the tucker max people are missing. This blog is about being fat and having a life and an opinion...not about being "proud" of being fat. Why do you people hate us so much?

Kate said...

And let me explain this...

Just because you are absolutely certain that something is true, doesn't mean that it is. (You do know that the earth is round, don't you?)

In 1992, the National Institutes of Health determined that only 2% to 5% of those who seek to gain weight are successful in the long term. Do you honestly believe that if it were merely a matter of discipline, the number would be that low? They also determined that every time a person loses any significant amount of weight, his/her body becomes more efficient at storing fat. That means that for most people, the more they diet, the fatter they get.

What it all boils down to is that the reasons people are fat are ultimately irrelevant. Even fat people are humans and deserve to be treated with a little common courtesy and dignity.

FallenDagon said...

I'm offering to fuck you Kate, isn't that courteous enough? What else could I do? Take you to sizzler?

Heather said...

Oh My God. I never in my life thought I would be laughing as hard as I am at this moment. I cannot believe the simple-minded folk who feel the urge to come over to this message boards from Ticker Max and spew such negativity. They must have very small lives (or small.....nah, won't go there). I can only assume that they haven't yet figured out that people who spend this much time and energy in judging and criticizing other people usually do it out of a deep-rooted sense of insecurity and self-loathing. I feel sorry for them. It just goes to show me that I am a big person, inside AND out!

Anonymous said...

Hope the Tucker Max people get bored and leave soon.

Anonymous said...

AngryBlack:

Intolerance is intolerance. Regardless if it is b/c of someone's race, religion, size, sex. A bigot is a bigot, no matter how you try to justfy it.

Jessica Smith said...

just to make it clear that I am not the bitchy Jessica mentioned. E&L, why do ya'll allow anonymous comments? have you ever seen a *nice* anonymous comment? people should at least have the balls (sexism intended, since anonymous commentators are always asshole guys) to stand behind their comments.

Anonymous said...

I cannot figure out if the fallendagon person is for reals?

Scootah said...

I'm going to give you the benefit of the doubt and assume that you meant that the majority of people who attempt to lose weight fail to do so. I'm also going to scoff at your citation of a 14 year old, widely debunked study. The majority of people fail at their attempts to lose weight thats true. But studies taken of people who actually follow sound principles relating to weight loss present a much different story. The self determination that you're trying to lose weight is not a valid application of criteria. You sort of followed a fad diet for a week? You're not trying to lose weight. You're an idiot. You walked around the block twice? You're not trying to lose weight. You read some stuff about nutrition? Fuck you, you still aren't trying to lose weight.

The failure rate in studies asking people to self determine if they actually tried to lose weight is low because people are fucking idiots. The same brand of stupidity that made American Gladiators an international ratings icon is responsible for the failure to loose weight. Its called apathetic ignorance and its a fucking epidemic in western society.

Any idiot with a basic understanding of anatomy and physiology understands what is required to lose weight, and the overwhelming majority of people who 'try to drop some pounds' don't actually do anything usefull, much less follow it through with sound methodoly. They try for a magic beans solution, find out that the magic beans don't do shit and give up.

If you want to be fat? I won't have a goddamn thing to say about it. Thats your right and your busines. But your denialist excuses are blatant mis information and I can't fucking stand the thought that some poor sucker struggling with their weight might read your bullshit and assume that its based in fact and give up.

Anonymous said...

In 1992, the National Institutes of Health determined that only 2% to 5% of those who seek to gain weight are successful in the long term. Do you honestly believe that if it were merely a matter of discipline, the number would be that low?

I think you underestimate the general apathy of Americans.

On second thought, you probably can't.

FallenDagon said...

Yes I'm for real, I would like Kate to come over to the TMMB and educate the ignorant. Then I would like to go have a few pizzas with her and fuck. If she's not down I'll gladly give any of you fat girls a ride on the bone roller coaster. Show you my "OH" face. As for Jessica Smith - what the hell are you doing here? You're not fat - You've got a nice rack but with that gap between your teeth I don't know where to smile at you or kick a field goal.

Kate said...

Talk about ignorant eh? What, all black people are welfare crack whores?

No, I know that the vast majority of black people are not "welfare crack whores." I also don't believe that blacks have lower IQs or any of that other BS that was used to oppress them for so long.

THAT WAS MY POINT!!!! Your belief about fat people is just as ignorant and completely ridiculous as those beliefs are.

Just for the record, it's not "one study by the New York Times." It's many studies by medical researchers over the past 50 years; I just chose that link, which reported on a specific study, to support one statement that I was making.

angryblackchick said...

Intolerance is intolerance? Yeah, uh, no. I'm sorry lady, but until you fat people are forced into slavery because you're fat, or not allowed to vote because you're fat, or made to work in the mines because you're fat, or gas chambered because you're fat, it ain't nothing the same. As Scootah pointed out, it's a fucking choice. You may say it's no longer a choice, cause you fat now and can't lose wait, I don't believe you, but even if I did, who the fuck made you eat a box of twinkies a day? There was a choice. There still is. Bleaching my skin Michael Jackson style is not a choice. Save me you're woe is me bullshit. Cause that's all it is. Bullshit.

Anonymous said...

Fallendagon-

Stop offering to fuck us like we are all going to come running over to you b/c we are so excited by the prospect of sex with someone who wants to experiment with a fat chick.

I'm fat and I have standards. And a boyfriend.

FallenDagon said...

Since you won't come to the TMMB, let me ask you this and I'm serious... Were any of you fat asses skinny before and if so did you feel you were more intelligent when you weren't as fat? I've just never met any intelligent fat people before and I was wondering if there is any correllation between fatness and stupidity. Please tell me if I'm off here.

Anonymous said...

Fisting
http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cas/180866668.html

(not a fatty)

Red said...

Anonymous says: I have standards and a boyfriend.

I say: What are they? Is he fat?

FallenDagon said...

Anonomous that has standards. I'm 6'4", caucasion, green eyes, blonde hair, athletic and sexy. Are you telling me that you would pass up a night to fuck me because you have a boyfriend? Bullshit, I bet if you saw me you'd fuck me in front of your boyfriend. I can't help that I'm hot the same way you can't help that you're fat. The same way that you get hungry for food - your loins would begin to moisten with the fire of longing for me if you saw me. Am I wrong?

Anonymous said...

kate said: "In 1992, the National Institutes of Health determined that only 2% to 5% of those who seek to gain weight are successful in the long term."

AAARRRGHHH!! If I hear this little urban legend one more time my head's going to explode. This bedrock principle of fat acceptance is dead wrong:

http://partners.nytimes.com/library/national/science/052599hth-weight-myth.html

And if you are too lazy to follow the link, an excerpt:

"That 95 percent figure has become clinical lore," said Dr. Thomas Wadden, a professor of psychiatry at the University of Pennsylvania. There is no basis for it, he said, "but it's part of the mythology of obesity."

The 95% "study" was on 100 people who were given a diet and sent home. Back in 1959. You would have to be on crack to think the number has any significant statistical meaning today.

Weight loss is NOT difficult. Well, if you believe crap like the 95% myth, then maybe it is..

tucker_maxipad said...

girls and guys,

Don't bother responding to the Tucker Max ass lickers, it's useless. It's obvious that they're a bunch of losers who write fiction about their alleged "conquests". Tucker Max was actually caught lying about his stories on a radio show, check out wikipedia for that incident. So you can add 2 and 2 and figure out that these pigs are just a bunch of desperate wishful thinkers showing of their sexually transmitted diseases on the internet. They are obviously very angry and bitter about something, perhaps it stems from the fact that women don't pay attention to them unless those women are paid for their services. You can propably imagine that most of them look even worse than Trucker, he is one really ugly fellow! What's with those veins popping from his forhead and that monster chin, reminds me of Frankenstein.

Tucker losers, do you honestly expect people to believe that if you really had chicks by the dozen, were getting laid every night and were living interesting lives, you would have so much time to post on your forums?

Advise: Get some plastic surgery. Get some penile enlargement surgery (we KNOW that you need it). Stop fantazing about your mothers. Get a real job. And maybe, just maybe you'll have a chance to score with a regular woman instead of the $5 prostistute or the blowup doll you guys regularly use.


http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tucker_Max

Kate said...

I'm 6'4", caucasion, green eyes, blonde hair, athletic and sexy.

Haven't you figured out yet that we're more into substance than style?

Anonymous said...

http://losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cas/180561082.html

OMG

scootah said...

Haven't you figured out yet that we're more into substance than style?

For someone posting idiotic bullshit studies as evidence that excessive weight is genetic, predetermined and unavoidable, thats a pretty fucking laughable assertion.

Anonymous said...

One time, I was on a street car, right? And I go to get off. I'm holding the rail near the door, waiting for it to stop. This fat woman pushes her way in front of me and I become the frantic rat in a trap as I realize my hand is stuck between the rail and her mass. Seriously, I have only been through two other things that were more violating than that. I was practically inside this woman. I can still remember what her body heat felt like.

I think I need to go take a shower.

MRoss said...

LOL FAT LOL

Anonymous said...

Ok, have a bunch of new posters, but you guys need to understand the fundamentals of fat acceptance so that you don't recycle the same tired crap we hear in every thread. Here are some simple facts that people outside the fat acceptance movement don't generally know, but I will educate you before you make fools of yourself.

(1) Weight loss is impossible. Even if us fat people ran a full marathon every day and ate only a single slice of bread once a week, we would still be fat. Our genetics have found a way to outwit the laws of physics.

(2) If you lose weight you will gain it right back. 99.9999999999% of all diets fail. Actually there are an infinite number of 9s in that number but I got tired of holding down the 9 key. Your body will store fat more efficiently after every period of starvation, which is why Gandhi weighed about 800 lbs when he died.

(3) It is completely possible to be fat and healthy. The reason you guys see a "Diabetes" section on every single fat acceptance website out there is just coincidence. We could have made it "Astrology" or "Jewish history", but by random chance we settled on "Diabetes".

(4) The media is completely unrealistic about portraying real Americans. The average American woman wears a size 58 dress. Marilyn Monroe wore a size 60, and everyone thinks she looked great.

(5) Fat people deserve dignity just as much as skinny ones. There's some good quotes on that website where I buy the handle that holds toilet paper so that I can wipe my butt after going to the bathroom.

(6) If you dislike fat people then you are discriminating. You are obviously a racist anti-semitic homophobic misogynistic bigot.

Hope this helps you shed your ignorance..

Scheherazade said...

"perhaps it stems from the fact that women don't pay attention to them unless those women are paid for their services."

tucker_maxipad, don't you know Tucker pays his women with Chick Fil-A sammiches? I probably shouldn't tell you that, though. You might actually want to fuck him then.

FallenDagon said...

Holy Shit! I was trying to understand you fat asses then you have a representative say this shit:

1) Weight loss is impossible. Even if us fat people ran a full marathon every day and ate only a single slice of bread once a week, we would still be fat. Our genetics have found a way to outwit the laws of physics.

WTF? Sweetie, this is western culture bullshit at its finest. You don't find this fat "phenominon" in other cultures. It is not your genetics that is suseptible to get fat - ITS EVERYONES. If motherfuckers in North Korea started devouring 9 number 3's a day for 26 years they too would be fat. But they don't, its you. Once you've begun that cycle, sure its tough to change - but "impossible". This site is a farce - you have the strong front - really you indulge in denial and self pity . but the kicker was saying that Marylin was a size 60, I can't even begin to argue with that non sense.

You know what, I take my offer to fuck any of you fat girls back. If I want to sleep with an ignorant bitch I'll just go to the local bar tonight. Your loss.

Red said...

If you dislike fat people then you are discriminating. You are obviously a racist anti-semitic homophobic misogynistic bigot.



No. I like black people (esp. black cock), I love jewish people (who doesn't love bagels?), gay people (esp. lesbians), women (esp. lesbians) and yeah, I just don't like fat ignorant people. Fat's fine. Ignorant, not so much. Even skinny ignorant people. It would be the same as someone who had a pro-bulemia website. You're re-inforcing the mentality that it's okay to be fat. Maybe it is possible to be fat and healthy, that doesn't mean that you aren't at a higher risk for many illnesses. Plus you're ugly. Fugly even. Wee!

realistic fat girl said...

Seriously, that was a stupid thing to say. the bloggers dont beieve that shit. most fatties will lose weight if they eat less and run more. why do some fat people have to say that they cant lose weight? just admit that you wont. i hate pro-fat people. thats why i read this blog. some of the commenters are not as smart as the writers.

Red said...

Oh yeah, and what's this fat movement? Do y'all just stand in a circle and giggle? Cause that would be funny.

Fose said...

fallendagen,

You're so riled up with fatty fag that you failed to notice the sarcastic tone of that poster.

fose said...

fag = rage*

Anonymous said...

fallendagon, s/he was kidding... Hence the part about Ghandi weighing 800lbs when he died and Marilyn Monroe being a size 60.

Anonymous said...

FallenDagon said... ^I obviously do not get sarcasm.

I'm right their with you, brother, but that looks like it had TMMB origins.

FallenDagon said...

hey fose, that wasn't sarcasm you hungry hippo. But are you interested in possibly fucking me? I'm really hot and I'm not fat. I want a fat woman to get on top of me so I can experience gravity in its purest form.

Anonymous said...

how can you people differtiate between sarcasm and reality amidst this muck or reasoning around here?

Anonymous said...

"Anonymous said...
how can you people differtiate between sarcasm and reality amidst this muck or reasoning around here?"


You don't frequent the TMMB, do you?

Haystacks said...

Dear whoever you gentlemen are,

I was scrolling down this commentary of stupidity, and I noticed something. Someone said, you cannot change the pigment of your skin, but you can change being fat.

The point is, why would you change the pigment of your skin, if someone does not like it. Thoes people are irrelevant.

Same for thoes who inexplicably hate fat people (I mean, why bother?) why should we change being fat. We are not hurting anyone. And we are not being loud, crude, agressive, spineless and annoying.

So mind your own buisness.

No one here is at all impressed.

We simply do not care.

Really, you are sort of like some shit on the street. You just hop over it and continue on your way.

Robb said...

Wow, I've never felt so inclined to post before. Now, I'm not racist, discriminatory, or any of that. I'm all for equality, treating people fairly, and seeing both sides to a story.

First off, I enjoy the blog immensely, hilarious stuff with a side of genuine philosophy.

Second, Angryblackchick. You were not in slavery. I, as a white male, did not put you in slavery. Therefore, *you* don't merit any special treatment over any other sect or subculture. Some people don't mind being fat, and they make that decision consciously. Whether they do it consciously or not, they deserve respect. You may not want to be around them or be friends with them, you are entitled to that opinion, but do keep it to yourself. I don't condone slavery, I don't condone discrimination. Each person has the potential to break free from the chains of stereotyping by who they present themselves to be. From that "it'd be better to purge than for you to be fat" comment, I do believe you're a complete dumbass.

Tucker and Max people, these women can usually see past looks towards the deeper persona. Not that that fact matters as you probably possess neither. Do you genuinely feel like you made good use of your time, coming to a blog full of people you hate just to espouse how "hot you are?" Like everyone here cares? To me, the "hottest" kind of person is a modest one, being self-absorbed can be so reovlting.

As for the rest of you intelligent people, keep the effort coming. True ignorance must be smashed, and heck-this blog is one of the funnest warzones I've evar been to! :D

Anonymous said...

fallendagon, you arent the type to appreciate sarcasm, are you?

I dont know why but I am always surprised at the hatred people like to direct towards fat people in our society. It always really amazes me. One thing I have learned though is that almost always, when someone justifies a hatred against fat people because it is a choice, they are almost always people who have never ever had to lose any significant amount of weight in their lives. It is just like when a heterosexual says that homosexual behavior is a choice. Sure, it is technically, but it is easy to say that when one hasnt been forced to make such a choice.

But ok, being fat is a choice. But unless one has ever been fat and tried to lose weight, they have no idea how much effort and work is required. And maybe it is a reasonble choice for some people to make even though by doing so, they'll set themselves up for discrimination and having all manner of hatred directed at them.

And no, being fat isnt exactly the same as being gay or being black. No two types of discrimination are exactly the same. However, that doesnt make any discrimination or hated against oppressed groups OK.

-lynne

Anonymous said...

Fisting links!

Babygirl said...

I just found your site, and I love the way you write about the assjackets on the other blog. I almost bet not one of them has a girlfriend or a wife for that matter. I'm big and beautiful. My husband tells me so everyday. Keep it up girl, your hilarious...

AngryWhiteFatChick said...

I am not capable of understanding the line drawn between racism and other prejudices. The justification given was that a black person is unable to change the color of their skin while fat people have the choice to eat less. Nobody is forcing a fat person to "eat a box of twinkies each night".

By that logic, Hitler was doing nothing wrong when he segregated and killed Jewish people. After all, nobody was FORCING the Jews to practice their religion!!!!! Therefore, it is perfectly acceptable that they were slaughtered by the Nazis.

And what about all of the black people that I see who discriminate against whites? I can't change the color of my skin any more than they can (heck, I can't even get a slight tan!!!). And I've certainly never owned any slaves, so for people to come at me with that 140++ yr old excuse doesn't make any sense either.

I know that it is impossible for someone who has not stuggled with weight issues to begin to understand what it is like. They cannot understand what it is like to get up at 5:00 in the morning in order to hit the gym before work, limit calories, stock up on fruits and vegetables, yet STILL see the scale stuck at 200 lbs. Or to be diagnosed with a thyroid condition that is SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN to slow metabolism, be put on medication for that condition, have they thyroid activity come back to normal, and yet only lose about 5 lbs.

So to say that it is perfectly acceptable to make fun of me, insult me, humiliate me because it is my CHOICE to be this way is nothing more than complete and utter BULLSHIT and anyone who thinks that way can go fuck themselves.

Anonymous said...

Robb,
Are you a Tucker person or a fatty person?

Mel said...

You know what's so sad about this whole thing?

The guys that are writing mean things are Soooo trying to be just like Tucker Max. I get what Tucker Max does...I don't like it, but I respect it on some level because writing is freedom and he should be able to say whatever he wants...but what's so sad is the people trying to be like him...it's just so pathetic.

And I say that as a skinny girl.

Kate said...

Robb and lynn, please report to the nearest cloning facility. Thank you.

Red said...

As for the rest of you intelligent people, keep the effort coming. True ignorance must be smashed, and heck-this blog is one of the funnest warzones I've evar been to...

You should try joining the TMMB!

Bottom line is, I don't hate fat people, as I've said before, I hate ignorant people, and that happens to include fat ones who try and normalize an epidemic.

1) You should not be encouraging people by saying it's okay to be fat. It's a health risk. Ask any fucking liscenced doctor.

2) You should nto be using misinformation to support your point. 12 year old studies are not academic proof.

3) You should not be comparing being fat to being black, addicted to drugs, or alcohol (note here, atleast people on alcohol or drugs are fun, unlike fat lazy people).

4) You say that your not proud but you're not asking for sympathy, yet you try to get a sympathy fuck from Jeremy Fucking Piven? HAHAHAHA!

Oh, and FYI, in response to wondering why were here if we've got so many people to fuck, it's called jobs, sweet ones, that let us play on the internet all day. That said, works done, time to go get drunk and fuck a few boys (cause I'm not fat, and I can - Yay me!)

Robb said...

I'm neither. I'm a skinny white guy! :D And the fact that I have an IQ proves I'm not aTucker person.

Anonymous said...

"That said, works done, time to go get drunk and fuck a few boys (cause I'm not fat, and I can - Yay me!)"

HOPE YOU GET HERPES YOU STUPID FUCKING WHORE.

Haystacks said...

This has been driving me nuts: denialist is not a word.

You just made it up.

If your are going to berate someone do it properly and spring for a Websters.

Anonymous said...

RED,

Ever heard of OA asshole???

Anonymous said...

fallendagon, I posted the fat acceptance educational points above. You are obviously a racist, it should have been clear since you use "dago" in your handle. Us civilized people prefer the term "Italian American".

I'm genetically fat. I get up every morning, eat a single slice of bread, and walk the 11 and a half miles to work. I skip lunch. On the way back I walk an additional 2 miles out of my way so I can get to the gym and ride the exercise bike for two hours. Dinner is usually either half an orange or a single slice of tomato. Even then, I have been 475 lbs for the last six years I have been doing this. It's all genetics, but I don't expect you to believe that since you're a racist.

/ On the Internet, noone knows you're a dog..

Robb said...

And to red, who says that fat people are lazy and no fun. Most of my friends happen to be fat. And we have tons of fun. *Active* fun. We hike, go trailblazing, explore abandoned subway systems, and do all manners of things many of my lazy skinny friends won't do. Unless you've bothered being friends with fatter people, you'll never understand that the fat, lazy stereotype is just that, grounded in a few but little actual examples. Some of my friends are fat and choose to be, others try to lose weight but don't have the time to devote hours and hours a week to it.

And red, "time to go fuck a few boys?" What... the heck... you're trying to make us envy you, but posting about whata drunken slut you are? How hilarious! Do allow me to smash a brick over your head or something!

FallenDagon said...

Kate, please - where are you from, I live in the south. I really need a true fat woman to show me the fat ropes. I want a squid of a vagina bearing down on me as I struggle not to tap out. I'm dead serious and I don't care what rob says - I am a hotti. Yeah, I missed some sarcasm back there, because I was skimming over it like all of you ladies do in a foriegn environment to find which chair is stable enough to hold you.

Red said...

RED,

Ever heard of OA asshole???

Started by other fat people who neat a milieu to normalize being fat.

And whoever wants me to get herpes and die...Jealous much? Fatty.

Anonymous said...

Red,
I can smell your used vagina all the way in Australia.

biobrew said...

Here's another reason that most people just forget about when discussing the issue of genetic fatness.

The fact that you weren't born fat. Most people are born at around 8 pounds. So unless you were born at like 15 lbs. SHUT THE FRIDGE UP it's not genetic.

closeted_tucker said...

fallendagon

We CAN lose our fat

but can YOU make your tiny penis grow?

fallendagon

We can lose our fat

but can YOU make your tiny penis grow?

We can lose our fat

but CAN YOU make your tiny penis grow?

We CAN lose our fat

but can YOU make your tiny penis grow?

We can lose our fat

but can YOU make your tiny penis grow?

Kate said...

I wasn't born 5'7", either.

Anonymous said...

Well, Angryfatwhitechick, I guess I will go fuck myself now.

You are correct, Thyroid deficiencies DO slow metabolism. Guess what the leading cause of thyroid deficiencies is?

OBESITY.

You are wrong that hitting the gym and eating less will not work for ALMOST everyone. Let's do some math (y'know, like 100 chicken wings, minus the 50 you ate, equals 50 chicken wings for the rest of us). Weight gain/loss is alot like simple math. Try this out: Calories Consumed (i.e. what you eat) - Calories expended (i.e. anything you do that expends energy)= Net Calories = Weight gain/loss. Surprisingly even walking just 3 or 4 miles a day and eating a REASONABLE diet (in the neighborhood of 1800 Caslories/day)will lead to serious weight loss in most people in a relatively short period of time. Personally, I lost nearly 50 lbs. over just 5 /12 months.

Before you jiggle at the chance to blame "hypo-thyroidism" (which affects only 5% of Americans), try accepting some personal responsibility for your life.

Good Luck.

Anonymous said...

Whoever left the comment about Tucker Max being a liar, and then pointed to the WIKI article, left out that those fags at O&A turned his fucking headphones off to call him a liar because they're too pussy to do it outright. And they only did it because he stuttered on one of his sentences. I mean shit, he's an internet personality and not a radio personality. Fat people must have too much fat in their fat heads.

Also, Opie and Anthony are fags. The wiki doc. says that too.

Anonymous said...

Poor Red,
Measuring your self worth by how many drunken men will sleep with you. "And whoever wants me to get herpes and die...Jealous much? Fatty." Jealous of what? Being a drunked whore?

Kate said...

closeted_tucker - I know you

You're the one who just learned how to cut and paste!

Red said...

Yay for biobrew! You know I got paid 18$ to insult you all day? Yeah, that's right. How 'bout that fatty bitches?! And to robb or whoever, the people who run this site are self-admittedly lazy and seem ok with that. They are not these active fat people trying to change for the better.


*Oh, and I've been wondering all day, what the fuck are modly boobs? Thanx!

FallenDagon said...

Not when the site of your thighs make me want to call my insurance company and file a hail damage claim. Yeah, I'm white - and I can't help my penis size, but I didn't create my small penis situation. I didn't land on Plymouth Rock, Plymouth Rock landed on me. But you fat asses absolutely created your huge situations - literally.

p.s. TMMB - we've got one over to the thread.

Anonymous said...

It never fails to amaze me at how hateful people are.

Bantering back and forth is not solving anything, just creating more ugliness.

Are you people so bored and without lives that you feel it necessary to sit and post hateful comments on a blog all day.
Do something worthwhile..find a life.

Anonymous said...

Wow.
Is $18 an hour supposed to say something good about you?
I am on salary and I make 125K before taxes.
Does that make me better than you? No. It makes me wealthier though. And wealth like thinness equals happiness, right?
I bet you live in a flyover state and have never left the country.

schubeal said...

The genetics argument never holds, except for the aforementioned, rare, thyroid problems. My dad binge eats every night and is fat; my mom eats lightly throughout the day, and stays thing without formal excercise. I was on my way to looking like dad, getting up to a chubby 205lbs at the age of 16. Then I hit the gym, ate less, and played some basketball. 5 months later, and I was at 175. Now I'm 20, and up to 200lbs with the same body fat I had a 175. This stuff isn't that hard. I'm not a natural athlete, and the only thing I had was a little more determination. The reason I (and many others) get annoyed with Fat Acceptance rhetoric is that many have proven it's not impossible to change your body.

closeted_tucker said...

fallendagon,

Um, THERE ARE WHITE MEN WITH NORMAL-SIZED PENISES, why is YOURS so tiny????????? Do something about it, don't just blame genetics! Like you know, fatties blaming genetics! Shame on them, right?? So why doesn't the genetics EXCUSE apply to you?

I think your tiny penis syndrome is due to the fact that you lack enough testosterone, hence you make up for it by pretending. Dog that barks making up for lack of a bite.

Kate said...

Let's grant, for the sake of argument, that losing weight is as easy for me as it is for you. So, what?

Why should I have to have the same priorities you do to be deemed worthy of common courtesy?

Anonymous said...

Why can't you all just accept that you can't eat two dinners, lobster tails with butter, ice cream, and other crap and be healthy? Or be able to shop in normal stores. Sure, other people can do it. Other people have faster metabolisms. You don't have one, so you just aren't able to eat like you do. Change your behavior and stop thinking like you're entitled to eat like naturally skinny folk and look like them too. Life isn't fair, deal.

FallenDagon said...

the truth is, you guys, that I'm nervous that my penis can't please a fat woman. Seriously, she won't even know I'm there... kinda like the jelly in a jelly doughnut that she devours in one bite. Unable to be appreciated. I'm sorry for posing.... but I'm still down to put my little mushroom stamp on any fat bitch here that wants to consider herself lucky enough to be with me. Remember: I'm hot.

tucker_maxipad said...

anonymous

Anonymous said...
Whoever left the comment about Tucker Max being a liar....


anonymous, It doesn't matter how tucker's lies were discovered, the radio guys were assholes? big freakin deal coming from an asshole himself! The point is, Tucker and his followers are LIARS, they post stories because they're losers who can't get a date!

Why hasn't tucker posted this incident on his web site? What's the matter, afraid? embarassed?

Oh, and about being gay, nothing wrong with being gay, OK? We know that half the guys on the tucker forum are closested gays. Just come out of the closet already guys, it's ok, pretending to love/hate women is a very bad cover for your sexuality issues.

AngryWhiteFatChick said...

Anonymous 2:21 --

Hypothyroidism only affects 5% of americans. Therefore I must be one of the 85% and am lying to myself to excuse my obesity.

Please...can you give me the documented reference to the 5% fact? Because I'd like to use it when I sue my doctor and the lab who did my bloodowrk (repeatedly) for giving me false information!!!

Anonymous said...

and stop bitching at salespeople at victoria's secret like they're the ones who decide what bras to carry. They get paid minimum wage to sell the store's wares, they don't choose what is carried. Save the attitude for a letter to the buyers. Or for another burger and fries.

Anonymous said...

Fallendagon,
There are fat girls everywhere. Find one and fuck her. Did your obsession just pop up today? Or have you always wanted to try to put your acorn into a arge woman's tight vagina???

lynne said...

Hey now, not all of us in flyover country are stupid and ignorant!

Man, folks are really letting it all hang out here arent they? We have fat hatred, racism, mysogonist slut bashing, poverty bashing, middle-america slurring, anti-semitism. What's next folks!?! Surely there must be other stereotypes and hatred you all can bring out into the lime light.

AngryWhiteFatChick said...

Damn it, I meant I am only one of the 95%. Guess Fat People are stupid as well as lazy!

Kate said...

Why can't you all just accept that a) not all of us "eat two dinners, lobster tails with butter, ice cream, and other crap" and b) those of us who do have as much right to enjoy their lives to the fullest as you do.

If your enjoyment includes 2 hours a day at the gym, more power to you; I envy you that. That doesn't mean that everyone else should have to live like you do to be treated with a modicum of respect. You wouldn't want us to insist that you read Jane Austin, PG Wodehouse, and Fyodor Dostoyevsky on a regular basis or watch only PBS to be morally worthy to set foot in public, would you?

Heather said...

Lynne: I have always had an issue with balding guys who refuse to let go of the combover!!!!

schubeal said...

I should have prefaced what I said by mentioning I have no problem with people who know they're fat, know why they're fat, and can live with it (such as Kate). My post was directed at those who try to make it sound like changing body composition for the "better" is impossible.

Robb said...

Red- she said "moldy" in the blog post. "mold" is something most educated and even uneducated people know of. Obviously that rock you're living under includes drunken ho-bangers, but no mold.

Enough of this tiny penis stuff, people. People with tiny penises can't help it, you shouldn't be tossing it around like something to offend if you don't want people throwing such things as "fatty" around to offend. You could be making the guys with small penises who actually don't hate fat people very sad. (I personally don't have a small penis, contrary to what idiots reading this may assume, I just hate hypocrisy).

Again, not every fat person is blaming genetics! Some just simply don't have the time, money, or stores and resources within enough reach to make it work. This one posted about how she ate right, walked miles everyday, and still lost nothing. She never blamed genetics, and yet you haters simply ignore the post and comment about how a little good diet and walking can make you thin. Can you fucking read!? Or do you purposefully ignore valid points?

And 18 dollars? I really hope she was talking hourly.

Also, again, to re-iterate. Some people don't hate being fat. And they merit respect. They are still people, who may do good things (probably a lot more worthwhile things than most of the idiots that are trickling in here). You say you hate because fat people are "lazy", don't "blame themselves and only blame everything else, like genetics" and only "whine and complain," essentially. Well what if someone thinks the look of thin is quite gross and vulgarly vain? What if, like history has shown us actually can exist, people can prefer to be a bit heavier? Then they aren't complaining about their size, they aren't being lazy and still go about a regularly active life, and are taking full responsibility to ensure they remain at or achieve a size they desire. Then where are all of your idiotic excuses for hatred, huh?

Oh and for Kate, the "go clone yourselves" comment made me smile. Yay for appreciation!

Kate said...

Smiling's good. :)

Anonymous said...

lynne said...
Hey now, not all of us in flyover country are stupid and ignorant!

Man, folks are really letting it all hang out here arent they? We have fat hatred, racism, mysogonist slut bashing, poverty bashing, middle-america slurring, anti-semitism. What's next folks!?! Surely there must be other stereotypes and hatred you all can bring out into the lime light.


I hate midgets.....they bother me on a fundamental level.

Mary Garden said...

Kate: "Let's grant, for the sake of argument, that losing weight is as easy for me as it is for you. So, what?
Why should I have to have the same priorities you do to be deemed worthy of common courtesy?"

This is one of the best points I've seen so far. Any takers?

MG

fallendagon said...

Kate, why are the 1st 2 of your favorite movies listed: The Last Wave, and The Wedding Banquet? That made me laugh for real, ahhh, you kidder you.

htkpeeps said...

Is the food network like porno to your people?

sturdy_stock said...

I don't hate midgets, but they scare me with their little arms and little voices. It's like I'm afraid I might catch midgetism. Why don't midgets do something about their shortness? There are bone lenghtening procedures.

Maybe that's how you people feel about fat people?

Heather said...

Kate...thank you for being able to put my thoughts into words! It is amazing how some people assume that if you are overweight, it means that you are living on a diet of Ben and Jerry's and Krispy Kremes!

I will not deny that I have a large appetite. All of the women in my family do. We also have been lucky to stay thin despite not exercising. I belive it has a lot to do with the fact that we all are very involved with horses. Riding, grooming, carrying water buckets and haybales, cleaning out stalls....none of this may be considered EXERCISE but it certainly is physical activity. Once I moved to the city, got an office job, and started eating takeout 2-3 times/week, I ballooned! For awhile I blamed it on slowing metabolism but then the light bulb came on about the fact that I just wasn't as active as I used to be. Now I have to force myself to go to the gym on a daily basis if I want to shed even a small amount of weight. It's pretty frustrating, and that frustration is made worse by pig-headed people who presume to know all about me and my lifestyle based on glance at by body.

Luckily for me, I am become better able to ignore those idiots and focus on more important matters!

Buffpuff said...

Okay. I've had it. Enough is e-goddam-nough

Fallendragon,give it up. I don't care if you're Josh Holloway's stunt double, hung like a donkey and able to shag for hours on end without coming. Iwouldn't sit on your face for any reason other than to shut your poisonous, fat-baiting yap. Piss off, stop picking on Kate, and go pleasure the fiiiine laydeez you've obviously got queueing up around the block for a spin on your golden dick.

Angryblackchick, I'm Jewish. My paternal greatgrandmother bore an evil scar right across her chest from a cossack's sword, sustained during a pogrom. She was also, incidentally, fat – as am I.

It's a sad fact that, for whatever reason, society has always needed scapegoats, whipping boys and minorities of one sort or another to hate. You need look no further than some of the bile-filled invective that's appeared on this thread already.

Fat people are discriminated against in the workplace, vilified and derided by the media, short-changed by the fashion industry, stereotyped in ways too numerous to mention, Just look at some of the generalisations that have been made thus far: stupid, greedy, (that's you with your box of twinkies, by the by), sexually desperate, lacking in personal hygiene, lazy and ill-disciplined – and, as amply demonstrated, raged at by complete and utter strangers who find us aesthetically displeasing. No, it isn't the same as not being allowed to vote or being sent down the mines or to the gas chambers but nor is it exactly a recipe for mental or spiritual wellbeing. As for physical wellbeing, that brings me neatly to...

...Scootah . Will you for pity's sake stop using ill health, whether real or imaginary, as an excuse to verbally abuse a diverse section of people whose individual eating habits, health regimes, genetic, dieting and medical histories you know absolutely fuck all. You don't like the look of me? Fine. I really dislike the sound of you (and, amazingly, I'll live).

Fatty McBlog is not a microcosm of all that's gone to hell in a handbag in Western society. We're just a bunch of women and a couple of trolls who like to exchange experiences and views. Get off your sodding obesity epidemic hobby horse and take ownership for being a bully, you sanctimonious arse.

Lastly, Robb Will you marry me?

Heather said...

I love the fact that the area of Fucker..I mean TuckerMax that has the thread about this blog is titled: The Idiot Board.

Kate said...

Thanks, Heather. I know exactly what you mean. In college, I was active about 8 to 12 hours a day, and ate next to nothing. I had a BMI of 19.1 (although at the time I still thought that I was 10 pounds overweight).

I no longer have that kind of time.

Just keep ignoring the idiots. Eventually they get bored and go away.

Heather said...

AMEN BUFFPUFF!!!!!!

Kate said...

***STANDING OVATION FOR buffpuff***

Anonymous said...

I'd just like to point out that Wikipedia doesn't necessarially tell the truth. It can be edited by anyone.

Heather said...

Kate, I was the same way. I thought I was FAT when I weighed in at 120 instead of 110 (no idea what the BMI was since it wasn't as widely discussed as it is these days). There are times when I seriously think about moving back to the country and be able to enjoy that fresh air, relaxing pace of life, and NOT having to worry about how many more minutes on the eliptical machine I need to do to get rid of the steak dinner or chicken chow mein I just ate! Sure, I won't be making the kind of money I am right now, but there are some things that money just cannot buy. Peace of mind is one of them!

Anonymous said...

Kate said...
***STANDING OVATION FOR buffpuff***


HOLY. MOTHER. OF. GOD

Anonymous said...

fallendagon
where did you go?

Anonymous said...

Thank you! Buffpuff
Ive been reading this board because it's like a car accident on the freeway...
Thank you for putting into words exactly what I wanted to say!

Kate said...

Anonymous said...
HOLY. MOTHER. OF. GOD

At least, unlike you, I have the cojones to use my name.

fallendagon said...

How the fuck does rob get his hand asked for in marriage and I can't even get a fat bitch to sit on my face.

Anonymous said...

A clue might be that you call us bitches...

FallenDagon said...

I know what I can never call you.... "late for dinner". Seriously, you fat ladies have been fun today - I've gotten paid to grasp all the moldy undertones to fatness and the excuses whereby fat people govern themselves. I appreciate all of you playing along and thank you to those of you who even came back after several snack breaks. Seriously though, I don't have a problem with fat asses but I do have a problem with lacking the girth to look yourself in the eye and tell the fuckin' truth. Thyroid, Schmyroid. Just be real and be fat. I'm sorry that I was just lying when I offered to fuck any of you... I never would - the grunge and slime that would seep out from under your folds as I ferociously tried to find which fold is the correct one, would absoulutley grose me and my dog the fuck out. (those of you that aren't eating are turned on right now aren't you?). A special thanks to heather that came over to see us - sorry you missed free slurpees by one day... maybe next year.

Anonymous said...

Fallendagon - How sad for you that you must lie to us with misspelled words and tell us that you didn't mean it when you begged on here for hours asking a fat girl to sit on your face.

FallenDagon said...

If we were all in a room together (were that possible) - there is not a single one of you fat girls that wouldn't cream at the opportunity to feel the exhale of my breath - and the very subconscious fantasy of FallenDagon touching you would make all of you immediatley recant and vow your undying desire, moreso than bar b q, to Dagon and all that is him. You'd get thin to fuck me.

Anonymous said...

Why? You are an asshole and you have a tiny penis. What a catch.

Laura said...

Fallen - help me out. Why are you here? You obviously are not interested in anything other than insulting anyone.

Actually, that goes for most of the anonymous commentors, whether they be pro-fatties, or haters.

Again, people are people. Quit the bickering. Grow up. Get a life.

Anonymous said...

Bottom line.....FAT = LAZY. If you are happy being lazy great. If you are happy with people being repulsed by the sight of your lumpy body more power to you sister. But no more excuses....you are lazy!

FallenDagon said...

At least you'd be thin in the end. Nite twinkie lovers.

Kate said...

If we were all in a room together (were that possible) - there is not a single one of you fat girls that wouldn't cream at the opportunity to feel the exhale of my breath

And you call us delusional?!?!

Anonymous said...

Wow...
Fallendagon...dragon wtf you call yourself.
Thank you for reminding me that there are real assholes out there.
BTW: My boyfriend is six foot six, blue eyed, gorgeous and was a Sergeant Major in the Canadian Armed forces for 10 years.
He is waaaayyyyyy cuter than you could ever hope to be and he is also in fantastic shape. He is handsome, incredible in bed, and he is also: What's that? a decent and good human being. I wouldn't cross the street to notice you let alone have sex with you. Id rather die a virgin.
You are a disgusting example of a pathetic male who thinks he has the right to villify people because of their weight.
I have a very high IQ (despite my size, which isn't big but who knows what you think big is... probably larger than that needledink you sport around to your hoards of horny hardup drunk chicks) and i can honestly say that I know why you call it "The Idiot Board"
Now fuck off

Heather said...

I recently read a book which had a great quote. "you are too pitiful to even consider". It's been an interesting day reading all of the venom from the Tucker boards, but in the end, they are just too pitiful. Ignore them, and they will go back to IdiotBoard land!

Flesh Alchemy said...

angryfatwhitechick,

i don't know if this point has already been made, but i just thought you should know, Hitler did not target only practicing jews, but also those of jewish background, regardless of their religious lives. He considered Jews a race, which I, being a reform Jew do not.

Therefore, I didn't exactly appreciate your analogy.

Miche said...

Robb,

I don't care that I wasn't in slavery, that my parents were in slavery, that you weren't a slave owner and your parents were. By virtue of the history of this country, you and every other white male in the world will always have an edge over everyone else in this society. So please STFU with the "you don't deserve any other more consideration over other sects or creeds." As soon as I, a college-educated, non-"getto" looking black woman am ceased to be followed in bodegas, questioned relentlessly about what I am "doing" in my own place of business by white security guards who think I'm the cleaning lady, or ignored at Bergdorf's in favour of the blonde waif who doesn't have two nickles together, then you can say all you want about all things being equal.

Yeah. said...

Genetically fat... hahahahahahahhahahahahahaha. And that's all for now. Tucker Max does not only 'Do 10's', he does midgets. How does that make you guys feel?

tucker_loser_and_LIAR said...

Buff Puff,

Wow! Amazing response. What a surprise that the trolls have not addressed your post! Yeah right. They don't have the intelligence to deal with your words, so they'd rather taunt and bully like idiotic school kids.

My lovely friend and I tried posting something on tucker forum, and it immediately got deleted! We compared Tucker Max to James Frey and the message asked Tucker to clarify a few things. Hhhhm, the jerks at that forum talk about anything except the truth, they do live in some fantasy world after all. I knew it, ha ha interesting...

JessiferSeabs said...

You guys, just ignore this person. He's an idiot and an asshole, and he is clearly just posting this rubbish to get a rise out of everybody.

"Do not feed the animals."

You know yourselves; you know your beauty and your worth, and you know what reality is. It doesn't matter what this one moron thinks.

I'll never understand what makes a person want to hurt others for sport, but apparently it's a psychological problem that goes much deeper than any of our weight-related struggles. We'll never understand it, and I care so little that I don't bother trying.

Walk away.

JessiferSeabs said...

Also -
I am overweight.
I used to be a lot more overweight.
And yes, I was very lazy. And yes, I had to work (and continue to work) very hard to lose / maintain my weight and my health.

But you konw what... I was also sad. And depressed. And lonely. And unhealthy. And oddly, at the same time, beautiful, and confident and very professionally successful.

So the point is - even if you are right and all fat people are lazy, does that give you the right to pick on them and be intentionally cruel? I don't think so.

We're all human. I don't understand what is fun about intentionally hurting another person. Unless you are a sociopath.

I'm just sayin'.

tucker_loser_and_LIAR said...

jessiferseabs is right, let's not feed the stray animals any longer.

however, the mc fatty mistresses have been generous enough to allow comments from the tucker trolls but the tucker trolls have not been so generous, hhhmm.

tucker losers, I know some of you are still reading this.

why do you and your hero make up these stories? didn't you think that people would eventually find out that you were just a bunch of pathetic guys fictionalizing a life of excesses and debauchery?

your hatred for fat people is just a front, you obviously have deeper issues.

I kinda feel sorry for you guys more than anything........

Anonymous said...

I agree that you shouldn't have to change your lifestyle to conform to society's aesthetic ideals.

I have a couple of questions, though:

1) Do you think it's fair that a very large person has to pay for two airline tickets? Why or why not? What about the normal people who paid the same fare just to have the seat that they paid for encroached upon?

2) What about life or health insurance. If it is statistically proven that there is an increased incedence of disease coupled with obesity, do you think that it's fair that you should have to pay more?

JessiferSeabs said...

And also... (here I am, posting a third time after telling you all to ignore)

Did any of you self-rightious assholes ever think that the women who write this blog (and those of us who support her), get their self-worth from something other than looks, clothes, what guys wnat to fuck her, and what is conventionally considered normal???? I'd say these are two smart, savvy ladies who have personal success and get their velue as individuals from something OTHER than their bodies..
.

Pretty cool, huh? I know a lot of skinny girls who might look hot in a bikini but are FILLED with self-loathing and insecurities.

Sure, you can argue that "for health's sake" overweight people should do something about their weight, and arguably, they should - IF THEY WANT TO. It makes no difference to you! Who are eyou to determine, as Kate so eloquently said, what everybody's priorities should be? And unless you've never eaten a pizza, smoked a cigarette, gotten drunk, or had unprotected sex, I don't really think you're in any position to judge health issues that are environmentally induced. Until YOU PERSONALLY have experienced what it is like to 1) be overweight, and 2) how difficult it is to LOSE weight, shut your pieholes.

And as for the completely inane comments about fisting on the TuckerMax website, unless you idiots are so closed-minded and uptight that you have never met a lesbian, go rent the movie "Chasing Amy" for a beautiful lecture on "fisting" by miss Joey Lauren Adams.

Our bodies were designd to push out 11 lb babies, you fucktards. So put that in your pipe and smoke it.

Musetta said...

It is amazing that such a topic inspires such fear, disgust, and verbal diarrhea, and spawns such ridicule from a population that claims they don't care what we think, do, or feel.

So what if we weren't slaves, or that we don't fit some idealized vision of what this teeny sample of americans that visit TMMB imagines all women should be? Is this 'debate' not proof enough that this is a highly emotional and troublesome topic?
How is it that even if it is unable to be compared to anything else (pick one: race, gender, homosexuality, etc.,) that we can't be respected as people who have an alternate viewpoint, and also happen to have feelings very close to the heart of the matter?
We don't have to get along, but could we at least not be reduced to screaming twelve-year-olds with overdeveloped egos and underdeveloped thought processes and consciences?

Anonymous said...

All the fat people that have been posting are missing the point. The TMMB people are not pissed at you because you are fat. They (at least the majority), as well as myself, are mainly disgusted with the misinformation propagated so wholeheartedly by this website.

Everyone deserves respect, fat people included.

HOWEVER, it is a very well known and obvious fact that being fact is a health risk (which is why fat people are naturally more unattractive...evolutionary instincts within us all). A fat person that wants to lose weight might instead come to a site like this loaded with feel-goodisms for fatties and links to old/quack studies about losing weight being impossible.

IT IS NOT IMPOSSIBLE. To the creators of this site, I dare you this. Since your mainfesto has come under a barrage of attacks (justified ones too -- evidenced because your fat supporters have been the ones resorting to the childish and inane arguments), take on a challenge to prove it. For a month, eat and exercise properly, and see how your "genetics" arguments fall apart. Any trainer (there are some extremely good ones on the TMMB) or decent nutrition website can guide you. Then post your results here for your entire fat community to see.

JessiferSeabs said...

I don't think that anybody here would say that it is impossible to lose weight. Many of us have done it ourselves.

HARD, yes - impossible, no. And what I resent is the stereotypes that YOU propegate, that fat people are lazy, unsuccessful, stupid, etc.

It's not just about the food, you know. To say that overweight people are simply too lazy to exercize or lack the self control to stop eating is a gross misunderstanding and simplification of what it means to be overweight.

ALso - the term "overweight" is a factual statement. Calling somebody fat is a judgment.

Musetta said...

"HOWEVER, it is a very well known and obvious fact that being fact is a health risk (which is why fat people are naturally more unattractive...evolutionary instincts within us all)."

You made some valid points. That was not one of them.
Please, please, please do not blame evolution for your size preference. Fantastic if you aren't into fat chicks, marvelous... really. But be honest. You aren't disgusted with my ass because you're concerned for my health and evolutionary integrity.

Anonymous said...

for christs sake, take some psilocybin mushrooms and DNP (or, god forbid, exercise and diet intensely) and your problems are over: mental/psychological and physical. This is the best advice you will ever get. You probably won't listen to either.

Anonymous said...

Oh, and, all of you are obviously insecure about your fatness... nobody who is OK with themselves acts like you people do.

Anonymous said...

In general, I'm for the culturally marginalized standing up, and for their allies standing up with them. And I'm for that still...but I'm also struck by the sheer hatred over on the Tucker blog. "I don't hate fat people [right, okay, sure], I hate lazy people, or ignorant people, or, what the hey, fat people after all"--it's repeated screen after screen. These authors, if you can call them that, hate LOTS of people. If it weren't fat girls this week, it'd be someone else--black people, gay people, Jews, Lithuanians, take your pick. Haters feed on hate. They like it that people are talking to them, and reading them. Every other cliched post may end with "shut the **** up," but they don't mean it.

At some point, it doesn't matter why--small penis, sense of inferiority, whatever--or what reason they give or what reasoned counterarguments more sane people have. The point is that these people hate because they like to, or they need to, and they're not going to stop. When we're closing in on 200 posts trying to educate people who don't want education, it's time to walk away and get on with our lives, not waste those lives trading insults.

When the KKK marched in my town, they had a legal right, and a permit, to do it. But the town had a right to close down Main Street and ignore those--things--pretending to be men under the white sheets, and it did. No one saw the stupid signs or listened to the old, old lies. When Westboro Baptist comes to your town to picket a play under the mantle of "outreach," confrontation is what they want. The same is true for these--whatever you want to call them. Hatred is all they have. But we don't have to give it to them. Walk away. The best revenge is living well, and with some games, as the eighties movie said, the only winning move is not to play.

Anonymous said...

I really think a lot of fat people are missing the point completely. The aversion you're seeing isn't to the aesthetic idea of fat, it's to a misguided philosophy.

Yes, society might like thin people. But I think most of the negative posters in this thread would also bash the breatharians - the groups that believe it is possible to live a healthy life without eating or drinking. I believe that fat people thinking they can be healthy makes just about as much sense as anorexics saying they can be healthy. In fact, many of the pro-ana sites are eerily similar to the fat acceptance sites in terms of their philosophies.

This is basically the same type of heated argument that happens at www.theflatearthsociety.org - when a group has the luxury of being cloistered and consequently drifts far from reality, the attacks against them grow meaner and meaner.

littlem said...

Also, I don't know if anyone else noticed, but the title of the thread where they're posting over there is the "Idiot Board".

Not to make too much light, but kinda self-explanatory, innit?

Red...the whore with herpes? said...

Mary Garden said...
Kate: "Let's grant, for the sake of argument, that losing weight is as easy for me as it is for you. So, what?
Why should I have to have the same priorities you do to be deemed worthy of common courtesy?"

This is one of the best points I've seen so far. Any takers?

MG



Yes. If you're imposing on my life by taking three seats on the bus, airplane, whatever, if you're blocking the whole fucking aisle in the grocery store, if you take the last five goddamn boxes of strawberry poptarts goddamnit! Obviously not everyone has the same priorities, but just as I would suggest to a heroin addict that his first priority should not be getting high, or an alcoholic's first priority should not be a beer, your priority should not be food.

I'm a smoker. The day I get lung cancer I'm putting a bullet in my head. This is my choice. I'm choice to smoke, I know the consequences. You chose to be fat, enjoy the consequences.

Stephb0b said...

I really don’t understand some people and how they justify hating a group of people. I believe fat people deserve respect because they are just that- people, human beings.
I can also tell you that I don’t read this blog for fat acceptance propaganda, nor have I found any throughout the entirety of the site. I come here to read about someone else going through the same things that I have and to get a good laugh. If anyone else thinks that’s wrong or filling my head with fat acceptance, then pretend this site doesn’t exist.
What I am really interested to know is if these fatty bashers are brave enough to state their true feelings about fat people to a fatty, face to face. My guess is no, they probably only show their true colors in comments on blogs and message boards where they feel safe and untouchable.

Anonymous said...

"You made some valid points. That was not one of them.
Please, please, please do not blame evolution for your size preference. Fantastic if you aren't into fat chicks, marvelous... really. But be honest. You aren't disgusted with my ass because you're concerned for my health and evolutionary integrity."

No. Shit. I was discussing the subtler aspects of attraction. All of our attraction is based off evolutionary instincts within us all -- which reults in our preferences for "hot" women/men. When I see a hot girl, I am OBVIOUSLY not thinking of evolution and bettering the human race; however, these are the subconscious reasons for attraction. On the flip side, this is why fat people are less attractive.

"ALso - the term "overweight" is a factual statement. Calling somebody fat is a judgment."

This is not entirely true; I think what you are trying to say is that the word "fat" has more negative connotations than "overweight", even though they both mean the same thing. Both of them are factual -- there is no judgement; you're either fat, or you're not.

Lastly, for all the people bashing the intelligence of people on the TMMB, stop. The people on that board are, for the most part, extremely intelligent and good writers. As I said before, the biggest beef they have is that this site spreads false information capable of duping other fat people (e.g. weight loss is "impossible", because of "genetics"). Tucker and the authors of this site are not entirely dissimilar, but there is a key difference (detailed here: http://messageboard.tuckermax.com/showpost.php?p=312712&postcount=67). I sense that a lot of the readers on this site really don't want to be fat, but the false information combined with the proximity to other fat people combine to create an "accepting" atmosphere that results in no weight loss. All I can say is, stop verbally masturbating each other, realize that you don't want to be fat, and then do something about it. If you are TRULY happy with your weight and the way you are, then you are not obligated to do anything -- but that is a tough sell for anyone.

Buffpuff said...

I think what you are trying to say is that the word "fat" has more negative connotations than "overweight", even though they both mean the same thing. Both of them are factual -- there is no judgement; you're either fat, or you're not.

As one of the posters here who actually is into self-acceptance I have to say that, for me, the word "fat", which describes a physical characteristic, is most certainly factual. (Though given society's current preoccupation with – and fear of – fat, it has, regretably, become a pejorative term). However, the word "overweight", implying failure to conform to an arbitrary norm, is in my view, judgemental.

Fatty McBlog is not a weight loss site. Nor is it a fat acceptance site, though I like to add my ten cents worth when the trolls come out to play. If you did bother to do your homework and read the profiles of some of the others who post on this site, you would realise that many of them do indeed want to lose weight. Indeed many of them detail their weight loss on their own blogs. Why on earth it should bother you so much that some of us choose to direct our energies elsewhere is quite beyond me. You're not my parent, my doctor or, last time I checked, my boss – though it might interest you to know that none of those individuals have any trouble treating me with respect just the way I am.

That's all. You may go now.

Anonymous said...

The fat acceptance blogs (bigfatblog comes to mind) does spew a lot of propaganda.

The posters there basically say it is impossible to lose weight and maintain it.

But what if you are overweight because of poor nutrition/lack of exercise? Then, couldn't you reasonably expect to lose weight if you started playing a sport and started eating healthier? Without specifically trying to diet?

P.S. Two ridiculous disclaimers: I'm not saying all fat people got fat by lack of exercise/lack of exercise, and I realize some people have health problems that prevent weight loss. I hate having to make these disclaimers, but if I don't, fat acceptance types will jump on that and ignore anything else I asked: "Oh, so ALL fat people are fat because they sit on their asses all day? Eat less, move more is too simplistic."

JessiferSeabs said...

Interesting. I love this blog. I'm overweight. I used to be a lot more overweight.

I find the word "fat" very offensive. I find it to have a lot of connotations and stereotypes.

The word "overweight," to me, is factual and clinical and descriptive, where as "fat" carries a stigma.

To each their own, I guess.

Robb said...

Dear Miche,

There are other people and groups in this world also discriminated against (Hello, women much? They have tons of tough times and negative stereotypes that affect many many facets of their lives) along with a host of other subcultures. I'm sick of the "whaa whaa pity me" story. I believe things should be equal, I never said they were. I also don't believe that black people are the only ones dealing with massive discrimination, nor that they have had it the worst. Bad, yes. But it isn't like the world's a giant rainbow and everyone simply hates the blacks. Discrimination is everywhere, and today it's pretty widely dispersed among people. What really pisses me off though is when someone from a subculture or category then discriminates against another! (Ex: a black woman hating on fat people, making generalized assumptions and negative comments) Yeah, that's a way to help make everyone want to be fair and equal: Let's spew more hate into the world! I love the equation.

I think the idiots are pretty much gone now, but I just wanted to vehemently say that they disgusted me and that I hope meteors crush their offspring.

There are people in this world who are fat, choose to be fat, are too apathetic to lose weight, or merely can't. It may not be impossible, but it can be harder for some than others and not everyone who has it difficult may have the resources to go through with it. That doesn't mean that you can overgeneralize their station in life or their choices. People need to stop using giant umbrellas to justify their stupid prejudices. How'd you like to say the same thing to me, or any number of my friends about how fat guys and girls are lazy and horrible? And then have one beat the crap outta you! Now, I don't actually condone violence usually, but just an example to show how, ohmigosh, over half these people wouldn't dare this sort of speech in real life face-to-face conversations, especially as they know that their assumptions can easily be proven wrong. I know plenty of big guys (and even girls) who can still fight, as well as adventure, hike, and do all manner of things my smoker stoner thin friends can't. That isn't lazy. At all.

Buffpuff - *giggles* Thanks for the compliment! Unfortunately, I am a *gay* man :(

buffpuff said...

Hah, story of my life, Robb!

*bravely picks up pieces of shattered heart and lives to see another day*

biobrew said...

buffpuff, as you're picking up those shattered pieces of your heart, try not to eat any.

biobrew said...

Robb:

You are pretty much the biggest dumbass ever.

Let's just take a look at two of your sentences, one after another. First:

"Yeah, that's a way to help make everyone want to be fair and equal: Let's spew more hate into the world! I love the equation."


Nice sarcasm, it definitely proves that you would NOT like to spread more hate, and that you are a compassionate person.


"I think the idiots are pretty much gone now, but I just wanted to vehemently say that they disgusted me and that I hope meteors crush their offspring.


Oh wait! What do we have here?!?

STOP SPREADING THE HATE ROBB, YOU HYPOCRITICAL FAT ASS.

Red...the whore with herpes? said...

Yeah, spreading the love by threating my children is certainly the way to solve things. Not to worry though, my kids aren't fast, so they'll outrun the meteors, not so sure about yours...but hey, that's survival of the fittest right?

Robb said...

Actually if you bothered to read the sentences properly (or graduate high school) you'd get the message from them about equality and not hating people for stupid reasons. The hate I was talking about was in reference to a person from earlier demanding people not hate others for certain reasons yet hating others herself for stupid reasons. So her hate was unmerited and unnecessary and unhelpful to even her own goals.

I never said I didn't hate trash like you guys, pompous and full-of-themselves trash. I never said I didn't hate, I said I hated people who are ignorant and stupid in plenty of my before posts. Or are your meager minds too unable to piece together all of what someone says for a bigger picture, so you grasp on each individual post by itself in some lame attempt to have something to shoot back at them? It's almost as bad as only yelling at someone for typos.

Oh and

"YOU HYPOCRITICAL FAT ASS"

... I'm thin. Very thin. Trying to gaina bit of weight to offset that, but still thin. I'm gay and don't want these women sexually, thin and therefore not merely someone whose fat and as you seem to think "proliferating their fat lies along with them." I'm here because I think they're witty, funny, and have decent points about our society. I believe that people deserve respect, these people have done nothing wrong. As for you idiots, you've done everything wrong and should *still* go die. Horribly.

Buffpuff, again, you always make my day with small smiles! :)

buffpuff said...

Thank you for the compliment, Robb.

Personally I'm right with you re. the meteors. These creatures shouldn't be encouraged to breed.

Robb said...

damn right!

anonymous who likes big girls said...

If I fall in love with a woman who weighs, oh, 275 pounds:

Is she fat? Probably

Is she overweight? Not a bit... we're in love, you know?

"Over" is a cruddy prefix which breaks things apart and brings no good.

Just my opinions. Thanks again Buffpuff.

mikey loves fat women said...

I messed something up there... I was previously anonymous who likes big girls.

mikey loves fat women said...

Now I guess I'm mikey who loves fat women, because I am and I do. But I thank buffpuff for her kindness back, oh, a couple days ago when I was nothing but a guy standing in a parking lot listening to co-workers (fat co-workers at that) looking at the women walking by and sharing such expertise as "Look at the back porch on THAT!"
I am on your side, ladies, as long as you are on the side of love.

Kate said...

We just hate haters, Mikey, not you.

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