Monday, December 05, 2005

Creepily Yours

In response to some interesting and colourful emails we have received, I invite all of our readers to put in their 2 cents and add a comment to this posting regarding how much you think both Emily and Lindsey weigh. I find this interesting because of how vastly different peoples internal pictures of the written word can be, and how people interpret "overweight" as such a broad category.

Please feel free to write a comment with your guess. To all of our readers who think that numbers and scales make no difference, well, good for you and I am eternally jealous, but I just can't see it that way at this moment.

Thanks. Creepily Yours, Fatty McBlog

29 comments:

cade said...

send me an email and creep me out!

cade said...

emily is 1000 lbs and lindsy is 10 lbs.

Amber said...

Umm...

Lindsey weighs 270 and Emily weighs 260?

Please remember y'all did ask. If I can't access this site because my IP address has been banned, I will so know why! Haha.

cherree said...

we could use a height hint...
But if, say, you're both 5'6" my guess is 280 lbs for Lindsey and 250 lbs for Emily.
Please don't get upset if it's waaay too high, I don't even know what that would look like, I'm a very bad judge of these things.
I also guess that Emily is dark haired and 23 years old, and Lindsey is light haired and 25 years old.
And Emily has a little button nose.

Sue said...

Let's see. My guess is that Emily is 195 and Lindsey is 220.

MidknytOwl said...

Actually, I got the impression that neither one of you really weigh that much (by my standards), but just feel huge.

I'd say at most 200 lbs. Probably like 190 and 200 or something like that.

PastaQueen said...

For some reason in you atom.xml feed this line gets tacked onto the end of each entry: "Is 310 lbs considered fat? I hope so, or my blog wont make any sense at all! Not pro or anti fat, this blog is really just musings about fattness."

So I would guess at least one of you weighs 310 pounds.

Tim said...

You all act like you're the fattest girls in the world so I'm guessing the numbers are high.
Emily: 295
Lindsey: 325

Close? Will the numbers ever be revealed?

Laura Bora from Bufadora said...

I say anywhere between 180-250

I was feeling all cocky becuase I weighed less than Jerome Bettis from the Pittsburgh Steelers, aka "The Bus". What woman wants to weigh as much as a bus?

He's lost a little weight this season and now I see we weigh the same.

A huge professional football player and a dainty flower from New England weigh the same. I'm still a fairy princess though.

Michelle said...

I'm guessing 250 because that is what I weigh.

Regardless, you both rule.

Anonymous said...

Depends on height and frame, now, doesn't it? If a wee little flower like Nicole Richie (who is something like 5'1") weighed 160 lbs, my guess is she would be wearing around a size 14... that would be packing on an extra 60-65 pounds.

Myself, at 5'11", I am just right between 170-185; some of you might think that was fat. (Not that I weigh that, I have some to lose).

dani said...

Well since one of you guys can buy from the gap, and I am guessing you are average height of 5'6", i'd say around 180 - 225. Any more than that and there is no way you'd be buying 20s from The Gap. For the other.. Not sure.. Probably no more than 250.

Jenn said...

I don't know, especially not knowing your heights. If you're tall, I really have no clue because I'm completely unable to work in my brain normal weights and what they look like for anyone taller than me (5'1).

I've never commented before, but I just wanted to let you guys know that I love your blog. I wish I was like you in a lot of ways. I hate always dieting and taking pills and starving myself. I so much want to be happy (as happy as any woman is in her body), but I don't think I'll ever be.

Anyway, I'll guess just for the hell of it. I suspect Emily is either the high 100s or very low 200s and Lindsey is low to mid 200s. Very vague, I know, but best I can do.

I do know one thing for certain, I can tell by your blog that both of you are extremely gorgeous inside and out and I don't mean that in a creepy way.

Thank you so much for your blog, and sorry for the crazy long comment. I am very emotional lately. I know you understand. ^_^
xoxo

Anonymous said...

Well, in the "Tank Tops" post one of you said "schlepping around an extra 150 extra lbs everyday!" Extra + say, 125 lbs would be 275. The "Big Ass Booty Calls" post stated "to have a 300 lb girlfriend on his arm." So I am officially guessing 275 and 300.

Anonymous said...

I always figured from around 270 to maybe over 300, but not by much. Of course, that was just a mental picture. Assuming you're of average height, I know you have to be at least 250 to be angry at Lane Bryant for selling size 16, haha.

Just my guess work!

~pal~ said...

damn... i dont even know... id guess between 225 and 250 for the both of yas! Either way.. youre great people, and thats what youll be remembered for!

Cecily said...

Well, I subsribe to your blog through bloglines, and each entry ends with the phrase "is 310 pounds considered fat? I hope so, or my blog makes no sense at all!".

So I'm guessing it's around there somewhere. L)

Anonymous said...

My guess is 180 and 165. I am always entertained by your writing but you don't sound like you really know fat. I am at 255. I know fat.

cherree said...

if after all this you _don't_ tell us, both your respective heights and weights, I'm gonna hunt ya down and force weigh and measure you. I am not kidding.
p.s. do you think you could sign your posts with two different names? it's confusing when they're all signed fatty mcgee.

Anonymous said...

I'm guessing Lindsey is 230 and Emily is 180. I figure if Lindsey was upset over Emily's weight, Emily must be below the 200 mark. And something tells me that Lindsey doesn't surpass it by much. I'm hoping the winning guess gets a Fatty McBlog t-shirt :)

Anonymous said...

Pannises, fat shelves, brown bands, can't fit into restaurant booths ...

275 at a minimum.

Anonymous said...

im guessing lindsey is about 300 and emily is about 270. Judging from the fact that the whole site is dedicated to fatness you guys are probably over 250. Heights would help

Anon said...

Tell us already. Come on.

cm said...

yeah, do we get a t-shirt for guessing right? or a bib, heh?

Michelle said...

The. Suspense. Is. Killing. Me.

cm said...

i have to know RIGHT NOW! NOW! C'mo-o-o-o-o-n, pleeeeeease?!

mainja said...

wow. it's kind of funny to me how much these people care. *grin*

i was going to say the same thing about the "is 310 lbs considered fat" thing, but it's been covered, so, you know, moving on.

The Magnet said...

I'd say you two are a combined 500 to 550 lbs. Two medium-sized fatties.

Jess said...

I swear I saw something Lindsay wrote say something about 300+ pounds (she was talking about a guy and how he would see her, I guess)

So...Maybe Lindsay is 290 and Emily is 240?

I dunno...Somehow I feel like you girls aren't as big as you let on. heh. Like a lot of it is self-conciousness. But then again, at 170, I don't have a pannas...no where near one...And I always thought I was big. So you both have to be over 200 I guess.

But who cares? You're both hillarious and have huge boobs. You're winners in my (creepy) book!