Tuesday, January 17, 2006

The Golden Globes

I love award shows. And, last night, the Golden Globes aired. It was like heaven. I had my Golden Globes, a chocolate chip muffin, and a diet coke. I was totally ready to watch emaciated starlets make their way down the red carpet. Natalie Portman was skinny, so was Marcia Cross…but you know who wasn’t? Pierce Brosnan’s wife! She totally rocks my world and, if I were a lesbian, she’d be my lesbian fantasy. I always remembered her as a svelte woman, but, she’s really grown into a voluptuous, gorgeous woman. Kudos to her.

So, this is the gossip on her. Her name is Keely and she used to be very thin, but after two kids, she’s filled out and looks awesome. Now, I’m not saying she’s fat, because, lord knows that a size 10 or 12 (which she probably is), isn’t fat in the least, but this is Hollywood. So, she’s “Hollywood Fat” which pisses me off to no limit. I googled her and it seems that Pierce loves her curves, (so, now I love Pierce as well).

They’re my new fantasy couple who, if ever asked, I’d totally be a part of their threesome.

16 comments:

The Fat Girl said...

You know who else is not all that skinny (probably not even a 10, though), and is totally hot? Geena Davis. Damn.

ducky said...

I totally agree with the vote for Geena Davis. I love her so much.

Adalmin said...

I adore Queen Latifah and Beyonce. They have beautiful asses. And, didja know, Ashanti's filling out too? Beautiful.

The Fat Girl said...

I totally forgot to note that Mariah Carey is clearly a fat girl who's fighting it. Let it go, Mariah! We won't dislike you more than we already do!

mainja said...

i checked out keely's pics online, there is one of her with a dress i covet. and i'd say she's into the 'plus sizes', perhaps a 14, maybe even a 16 ('cause, you know, that's oh-so plus *eyeroll*)

Anonymous said...

Perhaps my age will show here, but I have always adored Pierce (from those days of watching Remington Steele with my mom). He is my ideal - a witty, urbane, well-dressed, sophisticated gentleman. Now that I find out he loves his wife exactly as she is (even after two kids), I am infatuated even more!

andi

floradoragirl37 said...

Wow! She really is pretty
Once again proof that you don't have to be a skeleton to look good. she's not fat, but she has nice curves, that I think most men love. I know my guy loves my curves.
We're seeing more and more Hollywood people gaining a little weight. Could the tides be changing?

Christi Nielsen said...

As long as they are calling Mariah Carey fat, I don't think the tides are changing.

The Fat Girl said...

I don't think she's fat now. I think her body wants her to be fat, and an experienced fat person like yours truly can tell. She is supposed to be fat and is hanging on to the ledge of unfattitude with all her clawing might. This is my theory.

SecretBloGger said...

Mariah Carey is pudgy. Maybe if she wore something more dignified (than what she wore on New Years) it wouldn't be an issue.

I can't believe I'm commenting. I don't even care what Mariah Carey looks like! I just happened to notice that she doesn't seem to be aware that while her body size increased, her wardrobe hasn't.

SecretBloGger said...

dammit! Now there's a Mariah Carey song in my head!

AJ said...

First off- I <3 this blog! It's witty, and funny, and sad, and dishy- love love love!

I have never been "fat", but these anorexic Hollywood biotches really tee me off, too. I'd like to see more Kate Winslets and Kirstie Alleys on the screen. Y'know, like REAL WOMEN, with curves and asses and boobs. Good too see that this is becoming a trend.

Well, that's my two cents. Rock on, keep blogging, and I'll keep putting off cleaning my apartment. Deal? OK!

Anonymous said...

Keely looks bloated and uncomfortable at that weight. I assumed she has been depressed or sick.

- Jill

Anonymous said...

...because if you are larger than a six you must be depressed or sick. gah!

Anonymous said...

She looked uncomfortable to me, too. I sort of assumed she was shy, though.

Jan said...

Clive Owen and Matthew Fox also have "normal sized" wives (as opposed to "Barbie sized", or "Hollywood sized"), so kudos to them as well.

But yeah, Mariah, Scarlett, and even Geena still get called fat, so there is a lot of progress to be made.