Sunday, July 17, 2005

WELCOME!




This is an exciting day for us. Finally, after 3 months of talking about this, Lindsey got me (Emily) out of my bed to travel all the way across the room to retrieve my laptop so we could finally start this blog. Maybe I'm on a sugar high from the Brookie I had, (That's half Brownie, half Cookie for you non fat people), but I am ready to go.

We are writing this blog to fill a void in the fat blogging community. We didn't exactly do a lot of research to check if there was a large (no pun intended) fat blogging community, but we're lazy like that.

This is not an inspirational blog about how, as best friends, we're going to shed the weight together through a healthy lifestyle and hard work...because that's just not who we are. What we will be doing is commenting on our day to day fat life. I won't tell you how bad traffic was, but I will tell you how hard it is to wipe when my expanding ass gets in the way.







7 comments:

Kainazzo said...

Yay, welcome to the blogging community! Good luck!

Fatlilboy said...

So glad that you fat girls are here to stay. I have been a bbw lover since childhood and now that I'm a successful NY'er, it's time to investigate the world of fat women out there. I'm truly a romantic at heart and to feed a girl who loves to eat....and wine and dine the true lovers of dining.....is simple bliss. What can be better? Please please please write me.

Anonymous said...

hi...you had me until the wiping part....everything else was tops...the pannis thing...I can live with it...the best part about fat chicks (which I prefer to call HUGE, LARGE, PUDGY, ENGORGED or just plane nice and fat) is that they get fatter...it does not have to be a lot fatter..even an ounce fatter is OK...soft, pear shaped, wide assed, hungry....and cute..not loud...
some large women are so loud you can use them to block fire truck sirens....why are they so loud? I donno...but the quite, fun ones are the best...but for some reason they are hard to date...the better the man looks the meaner they get treated by large women when they try to pick them up....why is that? its easier to pick up on a model than most large women...they look at you as if you don't have any taste in women and they would not be caught dead with a guy who would date a woman like them...kind of like Woody Allen saying that he would never belong to a club that would have anyone like him as a member...
strange how the more you want things the more god won't let you have it...I was always stuck with these slim and stacked model type women who clink like silver ware on a plate when they sit down..their asses don't spread wide when they sit down, you can see their bones and feel them too! they remind me that we are all here for a short time before we all become skeletons and die...where as a fat chick you can put your hand on their ass and sometimes it just vanishes...if your neighbor's dog barks they can sit on you until you can't hear it or loud music next door...and on a rare occassion when I was lucky enough to score on one, she ate enough for 3 men...the thing was that you could actually see her grow larger and larger...her tummy stuck out as a matter of fact...she said she never got a chance to fill up with a guy so I took her to three different places and let her eat everythign she wanted to...it turned us both on so much that we had to get a motel room...she no longer could walk unless her arms stuck out at the sides... you can't get a skinny chick to do that..and yuo know what..the skinny women came up to her and they wanted to talk to us...it seems that there is an amazing amount of skinny women who dream of the day when they too can balloon up with the excuse of being pregnant or some such excuse...in the last couple of years I have seen women really fatten up and is a great turn on for me...at last...they are more to my taste...
but now days, large women are showing themselvse off...they dress like they did when they were slimmer but now that they are large all their massive curves show up like hills and valleys...they look hot...for so long heavy chicks dressed like fishermen's wives...they never understood how many men really liked them and now that it more acceptable they are looking sharper...
so I hope you and your friend are having more fun and finding guys out there...in the malls in Orange County it is common to see a jock with a newly blimped chick and I mean blimped...who got so large so fast that she didn't have time to get proper fitting cloths...now that's what I am talking about...!
jeff..
btw...how about half Jewish and an electrician...at least I don't kill as many people as a doctor does...and if I did kill someone I wouldn't bill their survivors...most doctors are at the level of J. Dommer but with greed thrown in...you should raise your sights above the butcher class of person..someone creative...

Anonymous said...

oh...I gotta tell you a little story....I dates this woman once...she was slim of course but cute...dinner out and she had a bay leaf in a glass of water and said she was stuffed....she noticed how I was scoping out the heavy women...and asked me if I liked them...I confessed that it was true...we went to a movie, dancing and said goodnight...had a nice time....called each other a couple of times and left being pals...I didnt' know it but she decided she wanted me....and was going to get me on my terms...but it was somethign I did not pick up on...well a year or two passed and I married....this 6ft 350lb huge version of Barbara Eden came up to me and introduced herself...she was stunning...her boobs were an exact copy of her buns...and that was perfect....she wore a dress that buttoned down the front which made her look even bigger and her breasts looked like they were pleading to be let out to play..so did her buns actually...you know that little crease that goes from boob to boob and from bun to bun..and moves with each step...it was then that my wife came up to get introduced...and it was the women I had dated...she had fattened up for me! As it turned out my wife was satan in drag (on a bad day)....and that woman married a man who really wanted a skinny wife...god...we would have been so much better off if I had understood that she liked me that much...bummer huh...she must have felt terribly....I sure did for her....laster I felt terrible for me too...
maybe we are all suppose to go through life somewhat happy and alone or married and miserable..? I hope you and your friend do better than me...
j

Anonymous said...

That anonymous guy is pretty disturbing
- but so was your a** comment, & the brownie hybrid comment.
Please stop perpetuating the myths that fat women can't wipe their own a**es (may be true of those with short arms or back problems?); & that we're fat because we overeat, which is only true of some.

mainja said...

yeah, the wiping thing, that's a pain in the *ahem* ass...

sometimes you get in a little stall and can't spread your legs wide enough to reach all the way around to your ass properly and you have to stand up and do acrobatics to make sure to get all nice and clean.

ah the joys...

GoBetty said...

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