Friday, July 29, 2005

Giddy Up, Fatty

Lindsey and I LOVE Craigslist. It's a very useful site. Want to find an apartment? Use craigslist. Want tickets to a concert you love? Use craigslist. But, what Linds and I love to do on craigslist is troll for boys. Half serious, half jokingly, we put up random posts about who we would like to meet. Basically sending it out there for all to read, and maybe, just maybe getting something worthy back...this is rare. What we usually get is what is below. This is verbatim and we are nice enough to secure the anonymity of the writer.


"Hi! I saw your ad on Craigs List. I'm a 150 pound Jewish guy, not too young and not too old. I find fat girls to be attractive. I should tell you that I have ponyplay fantasies, and I would love to jump on your back and have you piggyback me around a bit. I know it's weird, but what the heck. Hey, otherwise I'm normal. Anyhow, I'm also looking for friendship and perhaps a relationship with the right girl who's willing to be my pony. Whatever you think, write back and let me know! (Put Craigs List in the subject line).

Yours, XXXX"

Whatever I think? Um, I think that:

1. That's hilarious!
2. I do have a pony tail
3. Is this guy out of his mind?

I don't want to be rude, we all have our fetishes, (mine happens to be Jewish Male Doctors), but giving a guy a piggyback ride might be the worst request I have ever heard from a man. Not because of the sexual implications, but because I don't want to be able to give my man a piggyback ride.

Ever.

4 comments:

Larry said...

I LOVE BIG FAT GRRLS WITH GIANT LEGS AND GIANT BEQAUTIFUL BUTTS UMMM UMMMMMM UMMMMM LICKYUM-YES!!!!!!!!!!! Larry lkd006@hotmail.com NOTHING is as sexy and hot as grrls like that!!

Mr. W said...

Actually... that's my fetish. Pony back rides and black midgets! It's nice... and the midgets are okay too.

Anonymous said...

Erk, you're not funny anymore.

Buffetbelly said...

There's no harm in indulging a fantasy. I am a large man, and a former admirer of mine was really into hiccuping --she would get really excited if I ever got the hiccups, especially if it made my fat belly jiggle. Now hiccups are not really fun for me, but because it was fun for her and I belefited form her level of enthusiasm, if you catch me drift, I went along with it and learned to give myself hiccups.